The times we live in…

Wacko Midget

What a frightening time it has been the last couple of days, first the space shuttle. Would it go up safely or not? Then the North Korean nut-job Kim Jong Il has launched some missiles. Talk about a grab for attention. If I want attention I just start arguments with family members, he starts launching missiles all over the place. Talk about a weirdo, he apparently likes swedish porn and platform shoes. Plus he looks like Elton John mixed with Yoko Ono as a midget. It is laughable. Have a cry North Korea, how sad it is your not getting any attention. Keep launching those missiles and daddy America will beat your ass with a nuke.

…and that is my crazy rant of the month.

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Mike Beckham

Mike Beckham resides near Melbourne, Australia.